i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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