They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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