Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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