This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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