i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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