Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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