I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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