K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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