Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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