Only a mothe r could love this liver
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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