you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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