I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Randomize
