I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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