The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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