In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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