i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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