is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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