he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
You ate ashes out of my bong
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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