She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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