it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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