Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
So much Jack, so little girl.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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