so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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