I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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