Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
It's Friday. Sex?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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