would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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