a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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