I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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