Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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