i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
They left me at home... I'm a liability
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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