CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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