I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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