so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
ok first of all what the fuck
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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