Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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