Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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