I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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