I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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