Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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