you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Who died my cat blue again?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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