its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You are a genius and a whore.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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