tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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