She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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