i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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