We're like a lot better than the average bears
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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