Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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