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I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
There are leaves in my underwear?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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