I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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