Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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