she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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