I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Randomize
