No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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