too bad you live with your parents still
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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