it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
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Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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