So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
They have beer where we have blood.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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