your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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