I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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