How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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