does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
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He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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