Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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