i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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