Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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